AUREL SCHMIDT DOES NOT SMOKE POT

- AUREL SCHMIDT

WHO IS SILAS MULBERRY?

"STUPID QUESTION. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? LET ME BEGIN FROM THE TOP: SILAS MULBERRY IS A BAMBOOZLER, A SWINDLER, A CHOOGLER, AND A CHASER. GIVE HIM ONE MINUTE OF YOUR TIME & HE'LL HAVE A RUSE UP HIS SLEEVE LIKE A JUNKY AND A NEEDLE. HE CAME INTO MY LIFE

AND HE RUINED MY FUCKING LIFE."


- SAM EATON

SUCH WILD RETURNS MADE TO THE WOMB OF CIVILIZATION